There Is No Middle Finger Big Enough Shirt
There are days when a passive-aggressive sigh or a purposeful glare won’t adequately convey the vast, uncharted continents of contempt you’re feeling. That’s when you need something bigger. Like “visible-from-low-earth-orbit” bigger.
Enter this shirt: a 100% cotton vessel of cosmic profanity designed by Omar Ahmed, delivering a middle finger so gargantuan that it could swat passing satellites out of alignment. The accompanying phrase, straight from the mouth of Yahtzee Croshaw, is less a quote and more a lifestyle choice. One that says, “I have endured the buggy launch, the obscene monetization, and the remaster nobody asked for, and I am done being polite about it.”
Wear it to family dinner. Wear it to your next HOA meeting. Wherever you go, this shirt will broadcast your feelings with the subtlety of a grenade in a confession booth.
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There Is No Middle Finger Big Enough Shirt
There Is No Middle Finger Big Enough Shirt
There are days when a passive-aggressive sigh or a purposeful glare won’t adequately convey the vast, uncharted continents of contempt you’re feeling. That’s when you need something bigger. Like “visible-from-low-earth-orbit” bigger.
Enter this shirt: a 100% cotton vessel of cosmic profanity designed by Omar Ahmed, delivering a middle finger so gargantuan that it could swat passing satellites out of alignment. The accompanying phrase, straight from the mouth of Yahtzee Croshaw, is less a quote and more a lifestyle choice. One that says, “I have endured the buggy launch, the obscene monetization, and the remaster nobody asked for, and I am done being polite about it.”
Wear it to family dinner. Wear it to your next HOA meeting. Wherever you go, this shirt will broadcast your feelings with the subtlety of a grenade in a confession booth.
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There are days when a passive-aggressive sigh or a purposeful glare won’t adequately convey the vast, uncharted continents of contempt you’re feeling. That’s when you need something bigger. Like “visible-from-low-earth-orbit” bigger.
Enter this shirt: a 100% cotton vessel of cosmic profanity designed by Omar Ahmed, delivering a middle finger so gargantuan that it could swat passing satellites out of alignment. The accompanying phrase, straight from the mouth of Yahtzee Croshaw, is less a quote and more a lifestyle choice. One that says, “I have endured the buggy launch, the obscene monetization, and the remaster nobody asked for, and I am done being polite about it.”
Wear it to family dinner. Wear it to your next HOA meeting. Wherever you go, this shirt will broadcast your feelings with the subtlety of a grenade in a confession booth.
