Character Headshots
Choose your favorite character, signed or unsigned by the doctor himself!... and Jonathan.
8" x 10" Semi-Gloss Signed/ Unsigned Headshot Prints
The Nephrologist
Intense and incredibly serious about his calculations, The Nephrologist wants to know one thing: is homeostasis a joke to you? If so, his signed headshot is for you. Trust those kidneys!
The Psychiatrist
The Psychiatrist is tasked with conducting therapy sessions at Glaucomflecken General Hospital. He does his best to get to the heart of a problem by pulling from his decades of study – but even the most experienced needs to be challenged occasionally. If your home or office needs a comforting, fatherly presence, this signed headshot is for you.
Jonathan
Jonathan is the loyal scribe of the Ophthalmologist. He's always there (and where) you need him. How? No one really knows. But one thing is certain: everyone wants a Jonathan of their own.
Unfortunately, the best we can do is this signed headshot. May his haunting gaze bring you luck in your endeavors!
Family Medicine
Perhaps no one has a less healthy work-life balance than Family Medicine. With a little love and appreciation, he may one day be able to straighten out his tie and glasses. Show your support for the backbone of medicine with his signed headshot!
Anesthesiologist
The Anesthesiologist is an expert in safely putting patients to sleep, sitting, and playing sudoku on the job. This signed headshot is the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates the fine art of avoiding busy work as much as possible.
Emergency Medicine
The Emergency Physician gets things done, even if he’s powered by adrenaline, Diet Coke, and trauma. This signed headshot probably can’t save you from burnout, but at least everyone will know you’re the hospital’s rockstar.
Pathologist
Despite being eternally locked away in the basement, the Pathologist is warm and kind – even if he only ever talks to his microscope, Tabitha. For basophil enthusiasts, you can’t go wrong with his signed headshot.
Neurosurgeon
One of the hospital’s more intimidating characters, the Neurosurgeon has a large ego hard-earned through years of near-fanatical dedication to his work. His direct gaze instills an overwhelming sense of imposter syndrome, so if that’s your thing, why not buy his signed headshot?
The Neurologist
The Neurologist is one of the smartest physicians at Glaucomflecken General Hospital... and he makes sure everyone knows it. Everyone's a little afraid of him, so get on his good side by celebrating his big, beautiful brain with his very own signed headshot!
Ortho Bro
The hospital’s resident dude bro, Ortho’s philosophy is simple: bones. He’s happiest when he has access to a) a set of dumbbells, or b) you guessed it, bones. This signed headshot will remind you to keep it simple, bro.
The Pediatrician
With a heart bigger than most, The Pediatrician is the ray of sunshine that everyone needs on a cloudy day. Remind yourself that sometimes just a smile – or a safety sucker – can be the best medicine with this signed headshot!
The Radiologist
The Radiologist has built a career off of a childhood dream to have x-ray vision. Until he gets there, you can find him wearing multiple pairs of sunglasses, inside or out. If direct sunlight isn’t your thing, his signed headshot belongs in your collection.
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Character Headshots
Character Headshots
Choose your favorite character, signed or unsigned by the doctor himself!... and Jonathan.
8" x 10" Semi-Gloss Signed/ Unsigned Headshot Prints
The Nephrologist
Intense and incredibly serious about his calculations, The Nephrologist wants to know one thing: is homeostasis a joke to you? If so, his signed headshot is for you. Trust those kidneys!
The Psychiatrist
The Psychiatrist is tasked with conducting therapy sessions at Glaucomflecken General Hospital. He does his best to get to the heart of a problem by pulling from his decades of study – but even the most experienced needs to be challenged occasionally. If your home or office needs a comforting, fatherly presence, this signed headshot is for you.
Jonathan
Jonathan is the loyal scribe of the Ophthalmologist. He's always there (and where) you need him. How? No one really knows. But one thing is certain: everyone wants a Jonathan of their own.
Unfortunately, the best we can do is this signed headshot. May his haunting gaze bring you luck in your endeavors!
Family Medicine
Perhaps no one has a less healthy work-life balance than Family Medicine. With a little love and appreciation, he may one day be able to straighten out his tie and glasses. Show your support for the backbone of medicine with his signed headshot!
Anesthesiologist
The Anesthesiologist is an expert in safely putting patients to sleep, sitting, and playing sudoku on the job. This signed headshot is the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates the fine art of avoiding busy work as much as possible.
Emergency Medicine
The Emergency Physician gets things done, even if he’s powered by adrenaline, Diet Coke, and trauma. This signed headshot probably can’t save you from burnout, but at least everyone will know you’re the hospital’s rockstar.
Pathologist
Despite being eternally locked away in the basement, the Pathologist is warm and kind – even if he only ever talks to his microscope, Tabitha. For basophil enthusiasts, you can’t go wrong with his signed headshot.
Neurosurgeon
One of the hospital’s more intimidating characters, the Neurosurgeon has a large ego hard-earned through years of near-fanatical dedication to his work. His direct gaze instills an overwhelming sense of imposter syndrome, so if that’s your thing, why not buy his signed headshot?
The Neurologist
The Neurologist is one of the smartest physicians at Glaucomflecken General Hospital... and he makes sure everyone knows it. Everyone's a little afraid of him, so get on his good side by celebrating his big, beautiful brain with his very own signed headshot!
Ortho Bro
The hospital’s resident dude bro, Ortho’s philosophy is simple: bones. He’s happiest when he has access to a) a set of dumbbells, or b) you guessed it, bones. This signed headshot will remind you to keep it simple, bro.
The Pediatrician
With a heart bigger than most, The Pediatrician is the ray of sunshine that everyone needs on a cloudy day. Remind yourself that sometimes just a smile – or a safety sucker – can be the best medicine with this signed headshot!
The Radiologist
The Radiologist has built a career off of a childhood dream to have x-ray vision. Until he gets there, you can find him wearing multiple pairs of sunglasses, inside or out. If direct sunlight isn’t your thing, his signed headshot belongs in your collection.
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Choose your favorite character, signed or unsigned by the doctor himself!... and Jonathan.
8" x 10" Semi-Gloss Signed/ Unsigned Headshot Prints
The Nephrologist
Intense and incredibly serious about his calculations, The Nephrologist wants to know one thing: is homeostasis a joke to you? If so, his signed headshot is for you. Trust those kidneys!
The Psychiatrist
The Psychiatrist is tasked with conducting therapy sessions at Glaucomflecken General Hospital. He does his best to get to the heart of a problem by pulling from his decades of study – but even the most experienced needs to be challenged occasionally. If your home or office needs a comforting, fatherly presence, this signed headshot is for you.
Jonathan
Jonathan is the loyal scribe of the Ophthalmologist. He's always there (and where) you need him. How? No one really knows. But one thing is certain: everyone wants a Jonathan of their own.
Unfortunately, the best we can do is this signed headshot. May his haunting gaze bring you luck in your endeavors!
Family Medicine
Perhaps no one has a less healthy work-life balance than Family Medicine. With a little love and appreciation, he may one day be able to straighten out his tie and glasses. Show your support for the backbone of medicine with his signed headshot!
Anesthesiologist
The Anesthesiologist is an expert in safely putting patients to sleep, sitting, and playing sudoku on the job. This signed headshot is the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates the fine art of avoiding busy work as much as possible.
Emergency Medicine
The Emergency Physician gets things done, even if he’s powered by adrenaline, Diet Coke, and trauma. This signed headshot probably can’t save you from burnout, but at least everyone will know you’re the hospital’s rockstar.
Pathologist
Despite being eternally locked away in the basement, the Pathologist is warm and kind – even if he only ever talks to his microscope, Tabitha. For basophil enthusiasts, you can’t go wrong with his signed headshot.
Neurosurgeon
One of the hospital’s more intimidating characters, the Neurosurgeon has a large ego hard-earned through years of near-fanatical dedication to his work. His direct gaze instills an overwhelming sense of imposter syndrome, so if that’s your thing, why not buy his signed headshot?
The Neurologist
The Neurologist is one of the smartest physicians at Glaucomflecken General Hospital... and he makes sure everyone knows it. Everyone's a little afraid of him, so get on his good side by celebrating his big, beautiful brain with his very own signed headshot!
Ortho Bro
The hospital’s resident dude bro, Ortho’s philosophy is simple: bones. He’s happiest when he has access to a) a set of dumbbells, or b) you guessed it, bones. This signed headshot will remind you to keep it simple, bro.
The Pediatrician
With a heart bigger than most, The Pediatrician is the ray of sunshine that everyone needs on a cloudy day. Remind yourself that sometimes just a smile – or a safety sucker – can be the best medicine with this signed headshot!
The Radiologist
The Radiologist has built a career off of a childhood dream to have x-ray vision. Until he gets there, you can find him wearing multiple pairs of sunglasses, inside or out. If direct sunlight isn’t your thing, his signed headshot belongs in your collection.
